Ah, Edward Cullen, the mysterious stranger who...Bwa ha ha hahahahhah hahahhha...ohhhh man....yeah...had you going there for a second, right? I mean, it was pretty convincing for at least two seconds, right? Whew, I'm glad we shared this time together.
Note to actual Twilight fans: Sorry!
Special Bonus: The highlights to the MSTK3 guys' "Twilight" commentary:
Badassery Quotient: 1% (he can actually run pretty fast, I suppose)
What It Would Take For Me To Fuck With Him/Her: What are you offering? A dollar? Done. Most of an apple? Double done.
